Welcome!!!

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Welcome to your peaceful farming life, everyone! There's absolutely no murder afoot in Morning Dews Valley, no siree. Comment and introduce yourself/your character, drop your plurk, share memes etc!

. The intro log goes live tomorrow March 2nd 1PM EST/10AM PST, with the NPC Meet N' Greet on Sunday, March 3rd @3PM EST/Noon PST!

Comments

[lovebombing]

hey y'all!!! this is crystal who is bringing in Sampo Koski from Honkai Star Rail which is a canon that may or may not have a giant clown space god(????)

anyways! sampo is just a very friendly businessman and you should trust him with everything thank u. he is at jade vine farm!!

you can friend me at vampirize or on discord! HOPE WE ALL HAVE A FUN TIME

[jarcrash]

Sampo was so fucking funny as an NPC in BH so I am thrilled to see him again, slightly less memory-garbled this time!

[lovebombing]

me looking at the memory loss and sweating

BUT QOWQLJQWQ YEAH I'M EXCITED...FINALLY ON THE MAIN STAGE....HE WILL BE HERE FOR MURDER

[rightmove]

jade vine farm what's up

[lovebombing]

hey man what's up. oh. you're a detective u say. huh. Huh (sampo looking at his bare wrist) oh wow look at the time gotta go (walks into a tree)

[myadsharp]

+1 NPC Sampo sent me to space, let him be the PC of his dreams(?)

[lovebombing]

i hope he suffers every single second for his PC crimes