i said i'd wait to post to the ic until i got home but girl i'm too excited

Player: milky
Considerations: billy lee black (xenoblade), welch vineyard (star ocean), henry (fire emblem awakening), ryker (rune factory 5), maybe others?? ?
Likelihood: you can't keep me out
Questions: if a cow conveniently crushes someone to death, does the cow get executed
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